I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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