if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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