So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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