yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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