Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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