I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I wear drunk well.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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