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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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• (315): View more from New York

  JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem

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