Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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