For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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