Where did you get a picture of my penis
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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