I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
do herpes really smell.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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