Please, let me fuck your mom
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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