Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
why is half of my head shaved?
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