Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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