"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My cat gives me a boner
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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