I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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