why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i think my cat just said my name.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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