You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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