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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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