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• (559): View more from California

  i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.

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• (925): View more from California

  2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday

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• (925): View more from California

  I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

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• (408): View more from California

  It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing

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• (585): View more from New York

  In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk

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