I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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