He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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