I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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