Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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