isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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