dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
