I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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