party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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