Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Less talking, more tequila
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i believe in u and ur pee
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
tell me about the eggs
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