with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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