As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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