they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I love you.
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