now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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