Duck Duck Cougar?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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