wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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