Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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