im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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