party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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