its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
