I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Randomize
