Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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