yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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