dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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