Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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