I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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