Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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