We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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