Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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