too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Two words: blizzard sex
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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