Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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