I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
