yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In other news, I just burned my penis
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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