have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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