So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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