Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How does it feel to date your dad?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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